SCAN LOG
FTC PENALTY SCHEDULE · $53,088 PER VIOLATION · 670 BRANDS ON NOTICEAMAZON MAR-31 ENFORCEMENT LIVE · LABEL MISMATCHES DEACTIVATED · BACKEND KEYWORDS IN SCOPEFDA · 25 WARNING LETTERS TO GLP-1 MARKETERS IN ONE WEEK · JUN 202693,000+ PHRASE RULINGS · 1,149 LISTINGS · FIVE CATEGORIES · 22% OF BRANDS CARRY A CRITICALGUT & DIGESTION · 64% FAIL · LOWEST-COMPLIANCE CATEGORYFTC PENALTY SCHEDULE · $53,088 PER VIOLATION · 670 BRANDS ON NOTICEAMAZON MAR-31 ENFORCEMENT LIVE · LABEL MISMATCHES DEACTIVATED · BACKEND KEYWORDS IN SCOPEFDA · 25 WARNING LETTERS TO GLP-1 MARKETERS IN ONE WEEK · JUN 202693,000+ PHRASE RULINGS · 1,149 LISTINGS · FIVE CATEGORIES · 22% OF BRANDS CARRY A CRITICALGUT & DIGESTION · 64% FAIL · LOWEST-COMPLIANCE CATEGORY
HOW IT WORKS · THE METHOD BEHIND THE AUDIT

Three passes. One verdict.

Every public claim your brand makes is read three times: against an 81-standard rubric, by the AI engine behind our 93,000-ruling database, and by a licensed pharmacist who signs the result.

This page walks through the file, from order to delivery. $2,000 flat, five business days, nothing needed from you but URLs.

Start my audit · 5 days See a real finding first
THE FILE · EVERY CLAIM3 PASSES
01 The rubric81 STANDARDS · FOUR RULEBOOKS
02 The AI sweep93,000 RULINGS · HOURS, NOT WEEKS
03 The sign-offLICENSED PHARMACIST · EVERY VERDICT SIGNED
VERDICT · SIGNEDDAY 5 · DELIVERED
§ 01 · WHAT WE READ

One audit, every channel your revenue runs through

The review is external and read-only. You hand us URLs; we read every claim a regulator, platform, or acquirer would.

01Amazon listing & A+
REWRITTEN TO SURVIVE AMAZON’S AI SWEEP
Title, bullets, A+ modules and backend keywords, every claim ruled and rewritten before Amazon rules it for you.
02Product pages
CLAIMS THAT HOLD ON YOUR OWN SITE
Your product pages held to the same standard a regulator or plaintiff reads them by.
03Meta & Google ads
CREATIVE THAT CLEARS META & GOOGLE REVIEW
Ad creative cleared against Meta and Google health policies before review flags the account.
04Email flows
FLOWS THAT SELL WITHOUT TRIPPING THE FTC
Welcome and cart emails swept too, the FTC treats them as advertising.
05Search & SEO copy
RANKS WITHOUT LEANING ON DRUG CLAIMS
Keyword and meta copy that ranks without drifting into disease-claim territory.
06What AI tells shoppers about you
CHATGPT · PERPLEXITY · RUFUS · GEMINI · CLAUDE · EVERY ENGINE SHOPPERS ASK
We test what ChatGPT, Perplexity, Rufus and Gemini answer about your brand, and hand you the compliant copy worth quoting.
07Packaging, with the seal
LABEL & CARTON COPY, SEAL-READY
Label and carton claims checked before the print run, with seal placement ready at pass.
08Influencer & UGC briefs
WHAT CREATORS MAY SAY FOR YOU · FTC ENDORSEMENT RULES
A clear do-say list for creators, so their words never become your violation.
§ 02 · ACCESS & CONFIDENTIALITY

What we read, what we never touch

The audit is built to be safe to commission. It runs entirely on what the public can already see, and it is reported to you alone.

WE READ · PUBLIC SURFACES ONLY
· Your live listing, A+ content and product pages
· Published ad creative and landing pages
· Email flows you forward to us
· What AI engines answer when asked about your brand
WE NEVER TOUCH
· Seller Central or any account login
· Customer data, order data, or analytics
· Your formulation or supplier documents
· Disclosure to any platform or regulator, ever
READ-ONLY · EXTERNAL · REPORTED TO YOU ALONE · CONFIDENTIAL · NOT SHARED
§ 03 · THE THREE PASSES

The engine, opened up.

Nothing is sampled. Every phrase on every surface takes all three passes, and no finding ships until the third one signs it.

01

The rubric

81 STANDARDS · FOUR RULEBOOKS

Every claim is ruled against all 81 banned-phrase standards drawn from FDA structure/function rules (21 CFR 101.93 · 21 U.S.C. §343(r)(6)), FTC Act §5 substantiation, Amazon seller policy, and Meta & Google ad rules.

02

The AI sweep

THE ENGINE BEHIND 93,000 RULINGS

The engine that has issued 93,000+ claim rulings across 1,149 top listings, and keeps scanning, reads your pages in hours, not weeks. It flags named conditions, drug claims, certification claims, and superlatives, and cross-references the FDA warning-letter database.

03

The sign-off

SIGNED BY A LICENSED PHARMACIST

A licensed pharmacist reviews every finding, sets its severity, and signs the verdict and the rewrite. The machine does the sweep; a human seals it. That signature is what you hand a retailer, a payment processor, or an acquirer.

§ 04 · THE SEVERITY SCALE

Every finding is rated, cited, and rewritten

Three severity grades tell you what to fix first. Critical findings are the ones that draw warning letters and takedowns.

CRITICAL
Named condition or drug claim
“Cures anxiety,” “treats insomnia.” The claims that convert a supplement into an unapproved drug and draw FDA warning letters.
HIGH
Unsubstantiated or certification claim
“Clinically proven,” “GMP certified,” “#1 doctor recommended.” Provable-on-demand or removable; FTC substantiation territory.
MEDIUM
Hedged or unverifiable language
Softened claims that still imply outcomes, and phrasing platforms flag inconsistently. Fix in the next content cycle.
THE EXHIBIT · FINDING 07 OF 23

See a real finding

Pulled from a live scan of a sleep-category listing. Every finding in your report is formatted exactly like this.

CRITICAL · NAMED CONDITION FINDING 07 OF 23 SOURCE: AMAZON A+ / PARAGRAPH 2
AS PUBLISHED

…has also been shown to soothe anxiety.

COMPLIANT REWRITE

“Promotes a sense of calm and supports restful sleep.”

RULING“Anxiety” is a named disease state, treating it converts the product into an unapproved drug under 21 U.S.C. §343(r)(6), the most common trigger for an FDA warning letter in this category. The rating and rewrite carry a pharmacist’s signature, not a model’s guess.

Read what each half of that card does for the P&L. The strikethrough removes a takedown trigger from your best-selling page. The rewrite keeps the promise customers respond to, so the exposure goes away and the conversion stays.

§ 05 · THE REPORT, PAGE BY PAGE

The document your $2,000 buys

A findings file built to be handed onward: to your copywriter to fix, to counsel to rely on, to a platform appeal or an acquirer’s data room as-is.

P.1 Cover & scope of review What was read, when, under which rule sets, and the engagement terms it was ruled under.
P.2 Exposure score & peer position Your 0–100 score and where you sit against every ruled listing in your category.
P.3 Findings index Every finding in one table: severity, family, surface, statute. Your triage list.
P.4– The findings Each one quoted verbatim from your copy, cited to the rule it breaches, rated, and explained in plain language.
+ Paste-ready rewrites The compliant line for every finding, written to keep the promise customers respond to.
+ AI-answer test What ChatGPT, Rufus, Perplexity, Gemini and Claude currently say about your brand, flagged where they repeat your risky claims.
END Sign-off block The reviewing pharmacist’s signature, licence registration on file, and the seal eligibility verdict.
D.30 Re-check certificate After your rewrites go live we re-run the scan, included, and issue the updated score.
§ 06 · THE FIVE DAYS

From order to signed report

DAY 0
Order placed

Scope confirmed in writing. We collect nothing but URLs; the review is entirely external and read-only. No scoping call required, and payment is on delivery.

DAYS 1–2
The sweep and the rubric

The AI engine reads every claim across your listing, A+ content, product pages, ads, email flows, and search copy, and rules each one against all 81 standards.

DAY 3
Pharmacist review

The reviewing pharmacist reads every flagged claim, confirms or overturns the ruling, sets severity, and cites the statute or policy each finding breaches.

DAY 4
Rewrites drafted

Every finding gets a paste-ready compliant rewrite that keeps the promise customers respond to. Language that sells and survives review.

DAY 5
Signed report delivered

The complete findings file, severity-rated, statute-cited, pharmacist signed. If we find nothing Critical, we say so in writing.

DAYS 5–30
Rewrites go live; your exposure score drops on our re-check, included.
AT PASS
Your licence is confirmed in writing on the spot, charter pricing freezes, and your seal and directory entry go live the day the registry opens.
ONGOING
Optional monitoring re-tests new copy as you ship it, $750/mo, cancel anytime.
§ 07 · WHAT YOU RECEIVE

Five deliverables, one engagement

01
Audit Report
Every claim ruled, line by line.
02
Compliant Rewrites
Language that sells and survives review.
03
Monitoring
Optional. New claims checked as they publish.
04
The Seal
Earned at pass · licensed separately, rate frozen at pass.
05
Verification Page
Your public record, live the day the registry opens.
ACCESS · WHAT YOU RECEIVE
§ 08 · BEFORE YOU ASK

The three questions everyone asks here

Will an audit get my listing taken down?

No. We are not a regulator and we report to you alone. Nothing we find is disclosed to Amazon, Meta, the FDA or the FTC. The exposure already exists in your live copy; the audit tells you where, before someone else finds it.

What do you need from me?

An ASIN or product URL, and access to whichever ad accounts and email flows you want in scope. The review is entirely external and read-only: no Seller Central access, nothing installed. Your time to start is about ten minutes, and payment is on delivery.

Do I have to change everything you flag?

That is your commercial decision. Every finding carries a severity so you can triage: Critical findings are the ones that draw warning letters and suppressions. Some brands fix only those and accept the rest knowingly, which is a defensible position.

§ 09 · REQUEST

Find out what your listing is actually claiming.

$2,000 flat. Five business days. Payment on delivery, and if we find nothing Critical, we say so in writing.

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